I was tricked and set on a blind date,
At first glance we began to spew hate.
Whilst praising each other for appearance
looked every reason for disappearance;
still mustered a poem without coherence.
With his buck teeth he looked a beaver,
for me was a teen, had break out all over.
Between us lay a dead shrimp martyred
especially for the occasion .
In the end we left the dead fish in the bin
shook hands, split the aching bill
promised a venue to meet again
for the thrill.
11 thoughts on “Blind Date”
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Sounds like this blind date was the date from Hell. 😂😅🤣
It really was straight from hell, back in my college days. We both hated each other as soon we casted eyes 🤪🤪🤪
‘the aching bill’ says it all; first dates can go anywhere; entertaining and poignant —
It was awful we both couldn’t tolerate each other 🤪🤪, but definitely something I’ll remember forever.
It’s not so bad if you’re both blind 😂
Unfortunately we could see 😜