Fat cellulite everywhere,
not an inch have I lost from
anywhere.
Keto-Sheeto Vegan-Keegan
Omni-Carni, Raw-Thaw
tried and tried!!
Tasted every waters of
hot springs from the
blue coasts of Sardinia to
the sulphuric lakes of India.
Left & skipped the ever-flowing
ruby wines from the promised
golden grail.
Slayed butchered every lean-
turkey and the farm fed chicken
that came in that way,
cruelly snatched with my
bare hands the last golden egg
that popped from the Mother Hen
just to lay my hands on
that holy protein.
While the scornful Angus
blocked and locked horns
in the ivory door.
Dejected I tried my luck just
one more time and fasted
till the sultry noon which turned into
The Last Supper of the day!
Oh wow .. desperate measures of dieting … the scales should tip your way … 😀
As I wrote it, I had an entire tomato pie to myself, feeling guilty later on. My chances of slimming down are zero to none 🧐
Food poetry. You can turn anything into poetry. Like it
This is a humorous take on my attempts to lose weight…. What better way than poetry!
Ohh. I am foodie. So i noticed all food item names. Weight is meant to be gained 😉
Yes it’s meant to be gained but not too much though !!
On a serious note, try this YouTube channel. https://youtube.com/c/BodyProjectchallenge
magnificent: equal to the trials of Hercules 🙂 love the bursting-at-the-seams humor and frustration of this 🙂
I’m glad you liked it, this poem written on lines of mock-epic narrates the tales my of weight loss journey… since I love food so much it’s indeed proving as arduous and laborious as trials of Hercules! As I wrote this epic poetry had entire tomato pie to myself 😑😑😑
Lol, I know the feeling— and the struggle. I love my food too, and the two glasses of red wine with dinner doesn’t help 🙂
I’m trying to avoid dinner 🤪🤪
you gotta be strong, you gotta face it; remember small portions 🙂
My hands can’t control once in see carbs and starch but agree small portions!